Same Feces, Different Pile

As I scrolled through my Facebook news feed, I discovered the following artwork, being shared by an acquaintance from here, and originally posted it to my own wall…

"Same circus. Different clowns."

“Same circus. Different clowns.”

My Commentary: Same Feces. Different Pile.

Enjoy the Puppet Show!

As I scrolled through my Facebook news feed, I discovered the following artwork here, being shared by the page, “Truth Be Known,” and originally posted it to my own wall, along with commentary…

Professional Liars Battle for Control Over America

Professional Liars Battle for Control Over America

My Commentary: Enjoy the puppet show!

Savor the Flavor of a Delicious Turd Burger!

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of my friend, Jonas A….

(replies from all third parties have been omitted)

Shit: it's what's for dinner!

Shit: it’s what’s for dinner!

Jonas A.: Tell me…who’s going to eat that?? LOL!!!

Japanese Scientist Makes Burgers Out of Poop:
http://amog.com/offbeat/101352-japanese-scientist-burgers/

Rayn: I really hope that this breakthrough in science won’t change the sentiment behind the phrase, “eat shit”! If so, I’ll have to find a whole new way to avoid the horrors of small-talk! 🙂

Marc D.: Let’s pray that ‘fuck you’ doesn’t also inspire the Pan-Asian scientific community.

Mark S.: Soiled diaper instead of soylent green.

(note: original burger story is extremely likely to be either satire, or a hoax)

♪ Jack Frost Nipping At Your Balls! ♪

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family…

"Jack Frost"

“Jack Frost”

Genaire: Hell isn’t hot, hell is cold and its called Syracuse!

Rayn:  ♪ Jack Frost nipping at your balls! ♪

Stacie T.: haha! Get you some electric undies.