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Trump is the Cartoon President

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The following debate originally took place upon my Facebook wall, after I posted a photo being shared by the page, “Anarchist Beauties”…

Rayn:

Eartha M.: So far none 🤗

https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/iran-strikes-2026/card/no-u-s-casualties-reported-in-iran-strikes-u-s-military-says-Y01xewXwzKTJ2Lugzn9D

Rayn:

Thomas K.: Eartha, Sad to see anyone kill another, but that is what happens in war – and the US is not immune. The Pentagon confirmed that 6 US military members have been killed by Iranian UAVs:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gq33ynl07o

Eartha M.: Well aware. I wrote the post 5 days ago👋

Rayn: The post got bumped back into the newsfeed because I commented on it earlier this evening. Regardless, Government is Bad, War Is Obscene, and Muh Troops have been committing tax-funded Crimes against humanity in the Middle East since September of 2001, when the Bonesman son of the former CIA director became president. I’ve been a War Criminals Watcher, for nearly two decades, and I have lots of receipts.

Yo Country So Fascist…

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As I scrolled through my Facebook news feed, I discovered the following statement here, being shared by the page, “Anarchy Girl,” and originally posted it to my own wall, along with commentary…

Amanda Rachwitz: You know the famous “Yo mama so fat…” jokes that were around forever and were obnoxiously viral?

I have a better series. “Yo country so fascist…”

Hey, Murika! Yo country so fascist, when an elderly woman calls a cop to help change a flat, he shoots 4 different pets she didn’t even have, and accuses her of assault with a wheel jack retroactively.

Please make “yo country so fascist” jokes witty, clever as possible, and viral, asap READYGO

#counterFASCISTculture
#counterPOLICEstateculture
#metoo
#itsthestateVERSUSyou
#endpolitics
#endwar
#governmentIScoercion
#STOPUSINGbadgesanduniformstocommitlegalizedviolenceagainstpeacefulhumans

My Commentary: Yo country so fascist, your police kill even more civilians than your military does!

Canine Versus Feline Intelligence

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As I scrolled through my Facebook news feed, I discovered the following artwork here, being shared by the page, “Anarchy Girl,” and originally posted it to my own wall, along with commentary…

"A dog is able to learn up to 250 words and gestures. A dog can count up to five and can perform simple math. Equivalent human age: 3. A cat doesn't give a fuck and is sick of your shit. Equivalent human age: 42"

“A dog is able to learn up to 250 words and gestures. A dog can count up to five and can perform simple math. Equivalent human age: 3. A cat doesn’t give a fuck and is sick of your shit. Equivalent human age: 42”

My Commentary: Classic.

Lost Dog Found?

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The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family, after I posted a photo being shared by the page, “Being Classically Liberal“…

Rayn: 

"Found lost dog (Wichita): Found this little guy yesterday. He has been roaming the streets in our neighborhood and we finally caught him. Possible abuse because he is aggressive. Want to rehome him since our dogs do not seem to like him and growls back at them. I think he would do good in a home with no kids and someone who can give him lots of love."

“Found lost dog (Wichita): Found this little guy yesterday. He has been roaming the streets in our neighborhood and we finally caught him. Possible abuse because he is aggressive. Want to rehome him since our dogs do not seem to like him and growls back at them. I think he would do good in a home with no kids and someone who can give him lots of love.”

Greg L.: Isn’t that a fox?

Rayn: A coyote. 🙂

Genaire: Coyote

Tammy S.: It’s not a dog?! So it can’t be in anyone’s home. Thought it was a dog. Well he/she belongs in the wild.

Rayn: This reminds me of another classic:

"Cat found! I found this guy the other day on my back porch. I tried feeding him and it turns out that he is not very friendly because I think he may be scared. Not quite sure the breed but I am assuming he is part Siamese. I have him in a crate because he is not really house broken. If he is yours please reply."

“Cat found! I found this guy the other day on my back porch. I tried feeding him and it turns out that he is not very friendly because I think he may be scared. Not quite sure the breed but I am assuming he is part Siamese. I have him in a crate because he is not really house broken. If he is yours please reply.”

Sharing Jokes About the 2016 Primary Presidential Debates

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The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family, after they shared artwork from here…

Sara:

"This picture is hilarious if you imagine them singing, 'Baby, it's Cold Outside' "

“This picture is hilarious if you imagine them singing, ‘Baby, it’s Cold Outside’ “

Rayn: 

"♩♩...Baby, it's Cold Outside ♩♩"

“♩♩ Baby, it’s Cold Outside ♩♩”

Sara: lol the comments are hilarious on this!

Rayn: “(I’ve Had) The Time Of My Life” – Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Sing Duet During 2016 Presidential Debates:
[fbvideo link=”https://www.facebook.com/Giels/videos/10154481709327674/” onlyvideo=”1″]

Sara:

"ROTF LMAO"

“ROTF
LMAO”