Funniest Line in the Film, “Monster Squad”

I originally posted the following video and commentary onto my Facebook wall…

Best Line in “Monster Squad”*:

(*update: original link, which was located here, no longer works, and has been replaced)

My Commentary: Earlier today, I had a hearty laugh after I randomly remembered a funny line from that stupid movie, “Monster Squad.” And, I haven’t even seen it in over 22 years! Ah! Some humor is just timeless. To add to my amusement, I decided to look for a video of the scene on YouTube just now, and found it – under the title “Best Line in Monster Squad”! Looks like I’m not alone on this one! 🙂

Savor the Flavor of a Delicious Turd Burger!

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of my friend, Jonas A….

(replies from all third parties have been omitted)

Shit: it's what's for dinner!

Shit: it’s what’s for dinner!

Jonas A.: Tell me…who’s going to eat that?? LOL!!!

Japanese Scientist Makes Burgers Out of Poop:
http://amog.com/offbeat/101352-japanese-scientist-burgers/

Rayn: I really hope that this breakthrough in science won’t change the sentiment behind the phrase, “eat shit”! If so, I’ll have to find a whole new way to avoid the horrors of small-talk! 🙂

Marc D.: Let’s pray that ‘fuck you’ doesn’t also inspire the Pan-Asian scientific community.

Mark S.: Soiled diaper instead of soylent green.

(note: original burger story is extremely likely to be either satire, or a hoax)

♪ Jack Frost Nipping At Your Balls! ♪

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family…

"Jack Frost"

“Jack Frost”

Genaire: Hell isn’t hot, hell is cold and its called Syracuse!

Rayn:  ♪ Jack Frost nipping at your balls! ♪

Stacie T.: haha! Get you some electric undies.

A Childhood Remake of the Classic Christmas Song, “Winter Wonderland”

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family, after I was tagged in their post…

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Sara: just remembered a song Rayn & I re-wrote when we were little. Sung 2 the tune of Winter Wonderland: “In the ghetto we can mug an old man; Steal his wallet & his credit cards; Police ask you if u did it, u say ‘No man!’; But u’ll still be guilty as charged! Later on, at the station, being charged without probation. U’re humming a tune; U won’t be back soon; Walking in a Ghetto Wonderland!

Cherie S.: hahaha!

Kimberly M.: That’s funny! I have a new favorite holiday song!

Sara: LOL! Robbing senior citizens in the spirit of Xmas!

Ryan Mary F.: How funny…. I remember that!

Sara: omg that’s great that you remember it! LOL!

Jessi C.: lmao!!!

Jessi C.: OMG that is sooo Johnny’s song….lmao!!!

Rayn: Ahh! One of my favorite Christmas songs!

Three lines that require correction:
“Steal his wallet FILLED with credit cards.”
“COPS ask you if you did it…”
“Being JAILED without probation.”

Also, we never did settle on the very last line! There were a few variations we tried! LOL!

Samantha P.: lol .. you guys are too funny .. maybe you’ll have to teach kaila and michael that haha