A Few Reasons to Hate Pepsi Cola…

The following correspondence originally took place upon my Facebook wall…

Jenny D.: Maybe this is why I hate Pepsi.

Suicidal Tendencies – “Institutionalized” Frontier Records:
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Rayn: Ha! EPIC MUSICAL RANT! Skillz!

When I first read your post through my phone, Jenny (which says, “shared a link on your timeline,” followed by your comment), I thought you were going to cite this as the reason you hate PepsiCo:

Pepsi’s Bizarro World: Boycotted Over Embryonic Cells Linked to Lo-Cal Soda:
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/pepsis-bizarro-world-boycotted-over-embryonic-cells-linked-to-lo-cal-soda/

Of course, even if it is true that aborted HEK 293 (human embryonic kidney) cells were used in the research and development of the patented sugar enhancing ingredient that will soon be inside of Pepsi’s latest “diet soda” (due to hit the shelves this year), the original human cells used in the Senomyx company’s “technology” are subsequently cloned, then cultivated on a larger scale. This means that, either way, there are no actual aborted cells in their final product. Therefore, Pepsi drinkers can rest safe knowing that they will never actually be drinking aborted human fetal cells if they do decide to try the company’s new brand of soda. On the other hand, those that are politically (or even just personally) anti-abortion might want to start boycotting Pepsi right away, due to their collaboration with Senomyx – a company that has created multiple products derived from aborted fetal cells!

Jenny D.: No actual aborted fetus in the final product. Another reason not to drink Pepsi.

Rayn: “What the f*ck were they thinking!?” 🙂

Jenny D.: Drink Coke! It’s the real thing…

Rayn: Ha! Maybe in Mexico, it is! In the American-manufactured version of their product, however, Coke uses the cheap, sugar-replacement I like to call “high f*cktose corn-syrup” (unless it’s the yellow-capped Kosher version that is sold during Passover – in select neighborhoods, of course)! 🙂

Yet Another Round of American Fascism, Exposed!

The following correspondence originally took place here, upon the Facebook page, “Stateless Sweets“…

(replies from all third parties have been omitted for clarity)

Stateless Sweets: Senate Passes Bill Making Harassment of Police Officer a Crime:
http://www.nysenate.gov/press-release/senate-passes-bill-making-harassment-police-officer-crime

(update: archived copy of above link located here: http://web.archive.org/web/20130608230026/http://www.nysenate.gov/press-release/senate-passes-bill-creating-crime-aggravated-harassment-police-officer)

“Senate Passes Bill That Would Make it a Felony to ‘Annoy’ a Police Officer”

Rayn: More American Fascism, Exposed!

Discussing the Atari ST 1040

The following correspondence originally took place on my Facebook wall, upon my post, “My Very First Computer!“…

Rayn: My very first computer was an Atari ST 1040, which my father purchased for the family around 1988, when I was just eight years old! So, when I saw my friend sharing this picture on his FB wall a little while ago, it instantly put a smile on my face, and brought back so many childhood memories! Little Green Desktop, for the win!

My favorite game was Alternate Reality: The City! My older brother and I spent many, many hours playing it! Meanwhile, my sister and I loved to take turns playing the game, Mouse Trap! 🙂 Ahh, the days!

Atari ST 1040 (AKA “The Little Green Desktop”)

Atari ST 1040 (AKA “The Little Green Desktop”)

Rayn: Shout out to you, Charles, for originally sharing this gem of a post to your FB wall!

Nick M.: Your age is showing

Rayn: Your anus is showing. Oh, wait… My bad. That’s just your mouth. Ha! 🙂

Nick M.: Oh hell naw get off the Internet and tell me that

Sara: Let’s not forget Leisure Suit Larry!

Rayn: I still owe you a Bitstrip, Nick! Watch! (Click Here to Continue Reading This Post)

DSM-5: Perfect Campfire Kindling!

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of my friend, Claudia C…

(replies from all third parties have been omitted)

Claudia: It’s here! !!!

"Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition, DSM-5"

“Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition, DSM-5”

Maya C.: Is there a page dedicated to goat fuckers? 😉

Claudia C.: I did not look though all of it yet, but I can go and check with paraphilias section.

Hector F.: Yay?

Rayn: Kindling!