The following correspondence originally took place upon my Facebook wall, after my friend, Jonas A. shared artwork from here…
Jonas A.: What’s in your, uuuhhhhhh, “pie”….I mean, “hole”…I mean….never minds!!!

“Flying this holiday season with cake or pie? TSA has put out notice saying any suspicions food items subject to screening”
Rayn: As a courtesy, the TSA requests that we please warm all pies and cakes beforehand, and that we also provide TSA agents with prophylactics in order to facilitate these holiday “inspections.” (joke)
Jonas: hahahahah….no brown eye inspections until further notice…Happy F**King Thanksgiving!!!
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