The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family, after I was tagged in their post…
Sara: just remembered a song Rayn & I re-wrote when we were little. Sung 2 the tune of Winter Wonderland: “In the ghetto we can mug an old man; Steal his wallet & his credit cards; Police ask you if u did it, u say ‘No man!’; But u’ll still be guilty as charged! Later on, at the station, being charged without probation. U’re humming a tune; U won’t be back soon; Walking in a Ghetto Wonderland!
Cherie S.: hahaha!
Kimberly M.: That’s funny! I have a new favorite holiday song!
Sara: LOL! Robbing senior citizens in the spirit of Xmas!
Ryan Mary F.: How funny…. I remember that!
Sara: omg that’s great that you remember it! LOL!
Jessi C.: lmao!!!
Jessi C.: OMG that is sooo Johnny’s song….lmao!!!
Rayn: Ahh! One of my favorite Christmas songs!
Three lines that require correction: “Steal his wallet FILLED with credit cards.” “COPS ask you if you did it…” “Being JAILED without probation.”
Also, we never did settle on the very last line! There were a few variations we tried! LOL!
Samantha P.: lol .. you guys are too funny .. maybe you’ll have to teach kaila and michael that haha