New KFC Spokesman

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family, after they shared artwork from here

Sara: Yes, and he seems racist. IJS…

“Is it just me, or does anyone else think the new Col. Sanders is creepy as hell?”

Mach D.: Lol. Glad we’re not the only ones who realizes this.

Sara: LOL Exactly what I thought when I saw it.

Penny M.: Very creepy!

Sue A.: YESSSSSS… is it Darryl Hannah ftom SNL?

Sara: Yes, Daryl Hammond LOL

Rayn: Reminds me of an SNL character.

Sara: LOL Yeah that’s because Daryl Hammond is playing him.

Rayn: I knew it! KFC should have gotten Christopher Walken to play Colonel Angus. Ha!

Sara: LOLLLL That would have been awesome!

Rayn: Colonel Angus – Saturday Night Live:

Sara: LOL you should meet his cousin Anal Angus…

Discussing the Competition of the Killer Clowns

The following correspondence originally took place on my Facebook wall, upon my post, “Competition of the Killer Clowns“…

Rayn: “They all float down here”

“You think you’re one of us? You fucking disgust me.”
“I’ve killed more people than you.”

Wendy P.: Murderer! LOL!!!

McDonald’s is a Real Estate Company, First and Foremost!

The following correspondence originally took place here, on the Facebook page, “The Anti-Media“…

(replies from all third parties have been omitted for clarity)

The Anti-Media:

Artist and scientist Stephen Von Worley created. "The Contiguous United States Visualized by distance to nearest McDonald's," using data from AggData: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/09/map-every-mcdonalds-us_n_1084045.html. (click here, or on artwork, to enlarge)

Artist and scientist Stephen Von Worley created. “The Contiguous United States Visualized by distance to nearest McDonald’s,” using data from AggData:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/09/map-every-mcdonalds-us_n_1084045.html. (click here, or on artwork, to enlarge)

Rayn: The answer is clear.

McDonald’s is a Real Estate Company:
http://seekingalpha.com/article/73533-mcdonalds-is-a-real-estate-company

How McDonald’s Works:
http://money.howstuffworks.com/mcdonalds2.htm

And, considering the toxicity of this corporation’s “products,” it’s safe to say that they stopped dealing in food a long time ago.