You’re Eating Maggots, Michael

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family, after they added information to the “movies they’ve watched” section of their profile…

Sara: added Lost Boys to “movies she’s watched.”

“The official Facebook page for The Lost Boys | Being wild is in their Blood.”

Rayn: “Maggots, Michael. You’re eating maggots.”

The Perfect Day to Hug Every Cat!

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of an acquaintance…

(replies from all third parties have been omitted for clarity)

Jennifer H.: Happy World Cat Day!

Rayn: It’s a perfect day to hug every cat!

Can’t Hug Every Cat – Songify This:
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Cop Hits Skateboarder with Police Vehicle

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family…

GenaireVirginia State Cop Hits Skateboarder:

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Rayn: Sickening to the core…. Too bad the surrounding witnesses to this crime didn’t just mob that scum-sucking, mother-fucking, cock-tucking lizard’s patrol unit, drag it out onto the street, and citizen’s arrest it using it’s very own handcuffs!

Discussing Algebra

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of my friend, Claudia C…

Claudia C.: FUCK ALGEBRA!

Rayn: Don’t forget to wear protection!

Afrodit J.: More than protection!!!!

Claudia C.: Lol Rayn, I wish I was protected from it!

Jason M.: In Soviet Russia, algebra fucks you.

Claudia C.: Jason, I am afraid that is true here as well. 🙁

Daniel Sv.: I’m sorry you have a falling out with algebra. It’s easy to misunderstand it with all those symbols.

Claudia C.: I don’t misunderstand it. I simply hate it.

Luis S.Why?… is she easy??? 😉

Great Cellmates…

The following correspondence originally took place upon my Facebook wall, after I posted artwork being shared by an acquaintance from here..

Rayn: 🙂

“These Guys Would Make Great Cell Mates”

Katherine C.: “Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?”
“The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world!”
?They’re Pinky, they’re Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain. Narf!?

Katherine C.: Evidently, I’m bored…but time has proven you right, my friend.