As I scrolled through my Facebook news feed, I discovered the following artwork here, being shared by the page, “The Honest Teacher,” and originally posted it to my own wall, along with commentary…
“TEACHER GIVES ONLY TWO BATHROOM BREAKS A MONTH!
Mrs. White’s 8th Grade Admin/Bathroom/Water/Nurse Pass
Issued August 20th, 2018
I will only have 2 passes for the ENTIRE month during Focus, BOTH Math Blocks, Community, Lunch, Restoration, etc.
I understand that once the number is circled, it indicates how many times I have went thus far for the ENTIRE month.
I understand that I need Mrs. White’s signature for EVERY TIME I leave to go to the Bathroom, Nurse, speak with Admin or to get water
I understand that once I have used my 2 passes for the ENTIRE month, I will not be able to go to the restroom, get water, or go to the nurse.
I understand that only special accompdations will be made if my Doctor writes a note regarding a medical condition.
I understand that failure to comply with the Bathroom/Water/Nurse Pass will result in an Automatic Detention and a zero on whatever assignment I decide to walk out on.
I understand that Ms. White is petty and although we both have options, I can be denied going to the restroom/water/nurse during a lesson.
If you have any comments, questions, or concerns, please feel free to speak with Ms. White before or after school, although nothing will change.
If you lose your pass, I’M SORRY, TRY AGAIN NEXT MONTH.
Student Name:_________________”
My Commentary: Public school psy-ops…