La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo!

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family, after I was tagged in the comments section of their post

Sara“CARL POPPA” — Lyric Video:

Rose E.: Every time I hear this, I laugh until I have to blow my nose and clean the tears off of my face.

Sara: Lolll I can’t get enough!

Sara: Rayn

Rayn: Very odd, yet entertaining.

Sara: La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo! DER DER DER DER DER!

Mach D.: First things first, Carl papa… Freaks all the hunnies. Der der der der!

Sara: lmao he loves it when they call him Carl Poppa!

The Dough Boy has Doughnuts!

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of an acquaintance, after he shared artwork from here

Steven C.:

“SAD NEWS: Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the enteratainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough and Dill Dough, plus they had one in the oven. Services were held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes”

Rayn: The Dough Boy has doughnuts! 🙂

If Make-Up Ads Were Honest…

I originally posted the following information and commentary onto my Facebook wall…

"This is you... weak, scared, alone, always. Revlon. You are what you are"

“This is you… weak, scared, alone, always. Revlon. You are what you are”

Brutally Honest New Revlon Ad Campaign Reminds Customers You Can’t Change What You Are:
http://www.theonion.com/article/brutally-honest-new-revlon-ad-campaign-reminds-cus-35968

Asserting that makeup can do little beyond creating a fleeting illusion of youth and beauty, cosmetics giant Revlon launched a new series of ads this week aimed at reminding its customers they will never be able to change what they are.

The company’s “You Are What You Are” campaign, which debuted with dark and haunting multi-page spreads in several major fashion magazines, cautions consumers that, at best, makeup is a sad disguise people hide behind in a futile attempt to avoid uncomfortable facts about their true nature.

(Read entire article here…)

My Commentary: This made me laugh so much, my sides hurt!

iArm Prank Pack Gift Box

The following correspondence originally took place here, upon the Facebook the page, “We the Individuals“…

We the Individuals: Go home market, you’re drunk. -CS

Amandah H.: I would like an arm plate.

Vince L.: LOL nice

Thomas R.: Lol

Chris H.: Reminds me of The Onion‘s Taco Bell Feed Bag.

Clyde W.: Malinvestment much?

Ray G.: If only there was some sort of device that would end the need to hold the phone to your ear. A “hands-free” device if you will. Perhaps then another hand would be freed in order to hold your iPad.

Rayn: This item is actually just a gag gift box that you can use to wrap a present, in an effort to confuse the recipient. My sister got me with this joke a few years ago. 🙂

iArm Prank Pack Gift Box:
http://prankpack.com/products/iarm

Anarchyball: Too much free market.

Liberty Above All: ROFL

Justin B.: Bubbly.

Michael B.: where is the Indiegogo campaign for this???

Peter D.: This is the only forearm mounted device I’ll need.

http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110712154422/fallout/images/7/76/Pip-Boy_3000.jpg

Dionicio C.: Hahaha!

Royal Reptilian Born!

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family…

Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton gives birth to royal reptilian

Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton gives birth to royal reptilian

Genaire: Royal Baby Born:
http://www.theonion.com/article/royal-baby-born-33171

Rayn: Baphomet!