Deciphering Orwellian Newspeak

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of an acquaintance, after she shared a captioned photo from here...

Tara M.:

Arizona State lawmakers approved legislation Wednesday that encourages more killing of Mexican gray wolves despite their listing under federal law as endangered. PLEASE contact Governor Jan Brewer and urge her to veto SB1211, HB2699, SCR1006, and any other anti-wolf bills that come to her desk. According to the Governor’s office, they have received loads of call thus far. So please add your voice and make a call for the lobo!
(It takes less than a minute)
Phone: (602) 542-4331
For more info, please follow Mexican gray wolves and visit this link: http://tinyurl.com/lh6lamb

Rayn: “Lawmaker” is Orwellian newspeak for “criminal.”

John N.: Can I Hunter the hunters

Rayn: “Hunters” is newspeak for “poachers.”

John N.: Exactly let me lay in the woods with a high powered rifle and hunt them. See how.they like that shit.

“Reading is My Superpower!”

The following correspondence originally took place upon my Facebook wall, after my friend, Brooke N., shared artwork from here

Brooke N.: You said something once about reading being special for you…saw this and thought of you

“Reading Is My Superpower!”

RaynWord up! 🙂

Brooke N.: Glad you liked it.

Rayn: No doubt! Thanks for sharing! 🙂

Young Entrepreneurs, for Freedom!

The following correspondence originally took place upon my Facebook wall, after my friend, Brooke N, posted artwork from here

Brooke N.: Another couple of kid entrepreneurs, as we were discussing this afternoon.

“A state trooper had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting any. Then, he discovered the problem. A 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-printed sign, which read, ‘Radar Trap Ahead.’ The officer also found the boy’s friend down the road with a sign that read ‘TIPS’ and a bucket full of money. (And we used to sell lemonade)”

Rayn: I remember this! Ha! 🙂

A Dastardly Proposal…

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of my friend, Daniel Sv...

Daniel Sv.: Sometimes, instead of protesting the current orthodoxy and making yourself a target, one should bide their time when sufficient groundswell has built against it. Seems to have worked for Copernicus and Galileo, even if the groundswell occurred after their deaths.

Thomas Pa.: that “groundswell’ is made up of others who have stood up and become targets. there will always have to be a group that goes first.

Rayn: A dastardly proposal…

When the World is Bleeding with the Evils of Collectivism, the Only Option Left is to Execute an Exorcism!

The following correspondence originally took place on my Facebook wall, upon my post, “The Pronouns Are Speaking Illegibly…“…

Rayn: The pronouns are speaking illegibly…
Their statements confound, and give pause.

Brooke N.: ?

Rayn: Satanism’s “running through ’em like a tumor in ’em”… Racism, sexism, militarism, eugenicism… A newsfeed, bleeding with the evils of collectivism… The only option left: to execute an exorcism!

Thomas Pr.: indefinitely illegibly? definitely confound?