Amusing Elder-Scrolls-Themed Meme

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family, after they shared a meme from here

Zayvier B.:

“No matter how tough you look
You were once a kitten”

RaynKhajiit! 😉

Zayvier B.: Aunt Rayn plays Skyrim! 😀

Rayn: Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, and Elder Scrolls Online! 😉

Check out some of my Skyrim screenshots:

A loading screen, featuring the dragon, Alduin, shown while I was playing the PC version of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

A giant frostbite spider I fought in the ancient Nordic tomb, Ustengra, while playing the PC version of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

I admired Nirn’s two moons, Masser and Secunda, while playing the PC version of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

A draugr named Jyrik Gauldurson I fought in the ancient Nordic tomb, Saarthal, while playing the PC version of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

Zayvier B.: That’s awesome

Rayn: Thanks! 🙂

Sheriff Who Authorized “No-Knock Raid,” Then Laughed About Grenade-Injured Toddler, Shot by Rogue Cop

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family…

Sheriff Joey Terrell laughs about toddler who was critically injured by a flash-bang grenade during a “no knock” raid he authorized

Genaire: Sheriff that Laughed about Flash Banging a Toddler, Was Just Shot By Murderous Rogue Cop:
http://thefreethoughtproject.com/karma-sheriff-maimed-toddler-shot-murderous-rogue-cop/

Anke M.: Goodie!

Rayn: Karma, swine! This worthless pile of human excrement finally met his match when he was forced to engage an actual criminal – which, of course, just so happened to be another cop!

Discussing the Movie, “50 Shades of Grey”

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family...

Sara: So I saw 50 Shades of Grey tonight. All I have to say is it’s still a better love story than Twilight.

H. M.: *shiver*

Justin W.:

“Christian Grey is Batman:
(Christian Grey)
Adopted, Billionaire, Play Room, Grey Enterprises Holding, Inc., Into Role Playing, Audi R8 Spyder, Taylor, Private Jet, Martial Arts Trained, Yacht, Handcuffs & Rope, Apartment in Escala
(Batman)
Orphan, Billionaire, Bat Cave, Wayne Enterprises, Wears Masks & Cape, Batmobile, Batplane, Martial Arts Expert, Batboat, Batcuffs & Batarang, Wayne Manor”

Rafael G.: I liked it.

Rayn: It should be renamed, “BDSM, As Seen Through Vanilla Eyes.” 😉 LOL!

“50 Shades” of Coercive Sex: The Movie is Even Worse Than the Book:
http://www.salon.com/2015/02/13/%E2%80%9C50_shades%E2%80%9D_of_coercive_sex_the_movie_is_even_worse_than_the_book/

Rayn: There is MUCH irony to your mention of the “Twilight” love story in your post, Sara… Many don’t realize that “50 Shades of Grey” is actually “Twilight” fan-fiction!

‘Twilight,’ ’50 Shades Of Grey’ And The Fanfic Phenomenon:
http://www.mtv.com/news/1682408/twilight-50-shades-of-grey-fan-fiction/

Rayn: Ha, Justin! Check this one out:

“There’s some villains you can’t hate. Then, there’s this asshole, Mr. Grey: Stalker, Possessive, Jealous, Manipulative, Selfish, Violent, Abusive, Bad Tempered, Ignores Consent, Ignores Safewords, Controlling, Threatening, Demeaning”
(Artwork originally located here)

Unbecoming Activity for Men in Business Suits

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family…

Rayn: This immediately reminded me of your amusing anecdote about when “men in business suits break into brief, feminine runs to catch the bus,” so naturally, I want to share. 😉

Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl:
http://www.theonion.com/graphic/businessman-does-his-work-lying-on-bed-like-school-31872

Sara: Lmao!