The following correspondence originally took place on the Facebook wall of artist, Micah Ian Wright..
(replies from all third parties have been omitted for clarity)
Micah: Ooof. Why do politicians let themselves be photographed doing things like this?
Rayn: Ha! That thing looks like a cross between the Kielbasa Queen, the Crypt Keeper and Smeagol Baggins!
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