Two Rotten Attendees Fail to Spoil Fiona Apple’s Oregon Concert

The following correspondence originally took place upon my Facebook wall…

Fiona Apple performs her music for an audience in Portland, Oregon

Fiona Apple performs her music for an audience in Portland, Oregon

Rebekah P.: Did u hear about another jerkwad hecklin our girl? She should keep a bag of apples on stage 4 these fools!

Sara: when was this?

Rayn: Fiona Apple Boots Heckler from Show:
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/fiona-apple-boots-heckler-from-show-20131004

Sara: Damn! And those are her fans? “What a pair of assholes! They deserve each other!”

Rayn: A real fan wouldn’t selfishly, disrespectfully interrupt Fiona Apple in the middle of her performance in order to self-importantly pepper her with irrelevant, overly presumptuous personal attacks.

Criminal Cop Tases Naked, Incommunicative Autistic Female Child Walking Down Highway

The following correspondence originally took place upon my Facebook wall…

Stacie T.: Sickening! We should stop calling them pigs. Calling them pigs is, actually, an insult to swine everywhere!

Police Taser 11-Year-Old Autistic Girl Found Wandering Naked Along Highway:

Rayn: Indeed, Stacie. Although it is very easy to mistake these sorts of State-Revenue-Collection Agents as simply being bottom-feeders, let’s call them out for what they really are: PARASITES!