“Smells Chocolatey, Eh?”

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of an acquaintance, after she shared a status update from actress, Mara Wilson

Jennifer H.:

Mara Wilson: People sometimes tell me Bruce Bogtrotter eating the cake in Matilda was one of the most stressful things they’d experienced as a kid. I always want to say “In that case, I’m really glad you had a happy childhood.”

Selma G.: And I was just sitting there all jealous wanting some cake. 😐

Will O.: I think all the little girls being physically brutalized was a bit worse

Selma G.: Roald Dahl that stinker!

Rayn: “Smells chocolatey, eh?”

Wiener-Dog!

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of an acquaintance…

Jennifer H.: Girls’ Happiness Plummets Circa Age 11, Says New Study and also a Billion Older Studies:
http://www.autostraddle.com/girls-happiness-plummets-circa-age-11-says-new-study-and-also-a-billion-older-studies-236328/

Rayn: Wiener-dog!

You’re Eating Maggots, Michael

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family, after they added information to the “movies they’ve watched” section of their profile…

Sara: added Lost Boys to “movies she’s watched.”

“The official Facebook page for The Lost Boys | Being wild is in their Blood.”

Rayn: “Maggots, Michael. You’re eating maggots.”

Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family, after they added information to the “movies they’ve watched” section of their profile…

Sara: added Dirty Dancing to “movies she’s watched.”

“You never forget your first love…”

Rayn: “Nobody puts Baby in a corner.”

No Time for the Old “In and Out,” Love

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family, after they added information to the “movies they’ve watched” section of their profile…

Sara: added A Clockwork Orange to “movies she’s watched.”

“The official Facebook page for A Clockwork Orange | ‘You’re not cured yet, boy…’ “

Rayn: “No time for the old ‘in and out,” love. I’ve just come to read the meter.”