The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family…
Genaire: Woman Gets Hit In The Face With Watermelon By Giant Slingshot:
Rayn: “Right in the kisser. Show that knight who’s boss.” Famous last words…
I originally posted the following information and commentary onto my Facebook wall…
Chinese public toilets
China Septic Tank Tragedy: 2 Die, 3 Injured Retrieving $320 Phone Lost Down Toilet:
http://rt.com/news/162544-china-toilet-death-phone/
Two people have died and three were injured in a Chinese septic tank accident after attempting to retrieve a lost telephone which had been dropped down a toilet. The fumes caused the first rescuer to pass out, and die. More people followed him in.
Six people in total had to be pulled out of the septic tank by hundreds of villagers, who rushed to the scene to feed ropes down the small brick hole in a rescue attempt.
My Commentary: This is both literally and figuratively the shittiest way to die that I’ve ever heard of… That two lives were claimed is even more ill…
The following correspondence originally took place here, upon the Facebook page, “Police the Police“…
(replies from all third parties have been omitted for clarity)
Police the Police: What’s the first two words that comes to mind when you see this?
Rayn: Piggy get boo-boo.
