Bong Hits, Straight to the Head!

I originally posted the following information and commentary onto my Facebook wall…

Canadian Dispensary Clerk Fights Off Three Burglars With a Giant Bong:

() Police are still investigating an aggravated burglary and robbery attempt at a cannabis dispensary in Ontario on September 6. Concealed behind black hoodies and wielding large cans of bear spray, four men sprang into the Recreational Cannabis Farmers Market in Shannonville before being fended off by a dispensary worker. With little more than a large glass bong, the owner battled through the spray and objects the burglars hurled at him, ultimately backing them out of the door. Tyendinaga Police are still seeking any information and leads about the incident. The burglars were last spotted heading west on Old Highway 2 in a white SUV.

(Read entire article here…)

My Commentary: 😮


The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of an acquaintance

Om P.: Found my childhood Pokéball toy and immediately made it into a bong… I took a critical hit and it was super effective!

Alayna X.: Wow! I’d like to know how to do that! Do you do tutorials?

Susie B.: That is so cool! Now what do I do with my sons mega collection of Pokemon cards? Lol

Om P.: Thanks Alayna! I just made it for myself, but I’d make a website if I had more time on my hands… Maybe a YouTube video could help you out.

Mike R.: PokéBong!

Niklas M.: You win.

Niklas M.: I chose you! To smoke a bowl with

Om P.: Hahaha all of you guys are hilarious. I can’t even choose my favorite comment… Keep doing what you all do!

Rayn: Skillz! 🙂

Jessica L.: Omg. I want it!!! Its amazing.

Jessica L.: He has talent. I couldn’t do that