The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of an acquaintance, after he shared graphic art from here…
“Bill, 33 – 91 miles away
I like curvy girls, I have a dog, her name is Precious, she’s my world. My hobbies are midnight strolls, collecting insects (kinda nerdy but it’s what I’m into), making my own clothes, and dancing when nobody’s looking. Dry skin is a deal breaker.
I love bath and body works for the sole reason that their lotion comes in a basket.”
Diana D.: Your sick Mr . C. LMAO
Rayn: “Cock-tucker” would fit nicely in his description.