Royal Reptilian Born!

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family…

Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton gives birth to royal reptilian

Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton gives birth to royal reptilian

Genaire: Royal Baby Born:
http://www.theonion.com/article/royal-baby-born-33171

Rayn: Baphomet!

A Modest Solution…

I originally posted the following information and commentary onto my Facebook wall…

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg

Blood-Soaked Mayor Bloomberg Announces Homelessness No Longer A Problem In New York City:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bloodsoaked-mayor-bloomberg-announces-homelessness,34224/

My Commentary: Why should the American government limit itself to murder as foreign policy, when it can easily be used solve domestic problems, too?

(note: in order to curtail any possible efforts to debunk the linked article, I’ll point out that it is actual a satire)