Swamp Crotch?

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of an acquaintance

M.F.: I “try” not to talk about anybody but my co-workers breath is the worst. Everytime he yawns my face melts a little. I’ve already popped two sticks of gum in my mouth hoping he would ask for a piece. Friends… if i have 1/2 a face the next time u see me…its his fault!!!!
Oh and another one (woman) stood up and there was moisture on her seat. She has jeans on. Im confused.

Eddie C.: Jesus 😂😂😂

Lea C.:

Leah L.: Next time he yawns… Pop the gum in his mouth then run away

M.F.: Hahahha

M.F.: Yo… this comment just has me with the giggles.

Jamie H.: Hahahaha!!!!

Lucy R.: Girl I got one on the job smell like he was drinking mountain du du

Leah L.:

M.F.: Oh man Lucy haha g aha

Carolyn R.: U so silly I’m Fallin out my seat here

M.F.: Im so serious tho.. everytime this dude yawned I thought I was going to melt. 😂😂😂😂😂 hahaha

M.F.: And the chic with her moist vagina. Wth???? How did the moisture go thru the jeans?

Emmonie J.: Lol

M.F.: Im saying though. Why the over-moist vajayjay? How did her moisture go thru her jeans? Evaporation, precipitation…..all kinds of sauce!!!!! It was like when u blow your breath on a mirror and it slowly disappears…thats how her precipitation was. I sat there in shock watching it disappear off the chair hahahaha EEEEWWWWWW

Emmonie J.: Lmfaooooooo

Emmonie J.: Girl I can’t with u lol

M.F.😂😂😂😂😂😂

Rayn: I’ve heard of “swamp ass,” but “swamp crotch”? Wowzers! You just gave me the perfect late-night LOL, while also burning a horrible M.F.into my skull… maybe for life!

M.F.: Rayn, girl I was ready to scoop my own eyes out. I couldn’t believe it.

The State’s Wars Are Theft

The following correspondence originally took place upon my Facebook wall, after I posted artwork from the page, “We’re Getting Robbed“…

Rayn:

“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in a final sense, a theft from those who are hungry and not fed, those who are cold and not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money, alone. It’s spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.” Dwight D. Eisenhower

Allison H.: Keep rockin girl. You always hit it right. And often make me cry. Good job!

Rayn: Thank you, Allison. I appreciate your kind words.