Politicians Require Statistics to Keep Their Lies in Order

As I scrolled through my Facebook news feed, I discovered the following artwork here, being shared by the page, “LibertyManiacs.com,” and originally posted it to my own wall, along with commentary…

“Politicians use statistics to keep their lies in sequence”

My Commentary: And, statisticians use politics to claim themselves “scientists.” 😉

Savor the Flavor of a Delicious Turd Burger!

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of my friend, Jonas A….

(replies from all third parties have been omitted)

Shit: it's what's for dinner!

Shit: it’s what’s for dinner!

Jonas A.: Tell me…who’s going to eat that?? LOL!!!

Japanese Scientist Makes Burgers Out of Poop:

Rayn: I really hope that this breakthrough in science won’t change the sentiment behind the phrase, “eat shit”! If so, I’ll have to find a whole new way to avoid the horrors of small-talk! 🙂

Marc D.: Let’s pray that ‘fuck you’ doesn’t also inspire the Pan-Asian scientific community.

Mark S.: Soiled diaper instead of soylent green.

(note: original burger story is extremely likely to be either satire, or a hoax)