The Best Solution to the Middle East Conflict, Ever!

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Generationally contested land in the Middle-East

Generationally contested land in the Middle-East

GenaireEveryone In Middle East Given Own Country In 317,000,000-State Solution:
http://www.theonion.com/article/everyone-in-middle-east-given-own-country-in-31700-36484

Rayn: The *best* solution, ever! Too bad it’s satire…

Vice.com Irresponsibly Promotes Misandristic Eugenicist Paradise Espoused by Feminazi Persona Without Even a Single Hint About Satirical Nature of Piece

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Feminist Persona, “The Femitheist”

Feminist Persona, “The Femitheist”

RaynThe Woman Who Thinks Reducing the Male Population by 90 Percent Will Solve Everything:
http://www.vice.com/read/is-reducing-the-male-population-by-90-percent-the-solution-to-all-our-problems

The interview is absolutely vulgar, positively grotesque, and purely evil! It truly is one of the most sickening things I’ve read in a long, long time.

Jonas A.: Maybe we should reduce her brain cell…try lobotomy! >:O

Katherine C.: You realize she’s a jaded 22 years old right? Not enough life experience to know what would happen if that actually happened.

Rayn: Well, I’ll be! That changes everything, Katherine. Now that I know this important fact, I completely rescind my overly-harsh assessment of her interview, and instead, I think I’ll just coddle her, while she espouses her dangerous, disgusting, delusional feminazi eugenics rhetoric to all the other “jaded” young women around her… (Click Here to Continue Reading This Post)

Alternative to Letting Power-Hungry Assholes Decide Everything? VOLUNTARYISM!

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2015-12-07 - Alternative to Letting Power-Hungry Assholes Decide Everything - VOLUNTARYISM!

Humanity Surprised It Still Hasn’t Figured Out Better Alternative To Letting Power-Hungry Assholes Decide Everything:
http://www.theonion.com/article/humanity-surprised-it-still-hasnt-figured-out-bett-36361

Noting that it has had thousands of years to develop a more agreeable option, humankind expressed bewilderment this week that it has yet to devise a better alternative to governing itself than always letting power-hungry assholes run everything, sources worldwide reported.

Individuals in every country on earth voiced their frustration that, in spite of generations of mistreatment, neglect, and abuse they have suffered at the hands of those in positions of authority, they continue to allow control over the world’s governments, businesses, and virtually every other type of organization and social group to fall to the most megalomaniacal pricks among them.

(Read entire article here…)

My Commentary: Satire… and, yet, OH SO TRUE! *sigh*

Statists Gonna State!

‪#‎JustStatistThings‬

The Onion Predicts Obama’s Attempt, After Making Iran Deal, to Placate Israel With Offer of More Weapons

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"U.S. Soothes Upset Netanyahu With Shipment of Ballistic Missiles" Haaretz.com: 'When The Onion is the most reliable news source your country, you know you're a mess.'"

“U.S. Soothes Upset Netanyahu With Shipment of Ballistic Missiles”
Haaretz.com: ‘When The Onion is the most reliable news source your country, you know you’re a mess’

Satirical Onion Article Accidentally Predicts Actual News Headline:
http://theantimedia.org/satirical-onion-article-accidentally-predicts-actual-news-headline/

(Carey Wedler) The Onion is both notorious and beloved for its painfully accurate satire. “CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighter All These Years,” and “U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths” are popular examples of the Onion’s knack for humorously pointing out political corruption and tragedy. Last week, however, the Onion predicted an actual headline, preempting a real development regarding Iran and its relations with the West.

Following agreement on Obama’s much-anticipated deal to reduce Iran’s nuclear capabilities in exchange for lifted sanctions (that the president himself originally promoted and imposed), Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was publicly incensed. In predictable jest, The Onion published an article last Tuesday—as the deal was reached—titled, “U.S. Soothes Upset Netanyahu With Shipment Of Ballistic Missiles.” It joked that to pacify the saber-rattling leader, Obama sent him a special shipment of weapons—mocking the United States’ sizable contributions to its favorite ally in the region.

Bibi always gets a little cranky when he sees us talking to Iran, but a few dozen short-range surface-to-surface missiles usually cheer him right up,” the Onion joked a State Department official said. “Of course, we try not to spoil him by giving him a whole new tactical ballistics delivery system every single time he throws a fit, but our guy’s pretty good at getting his way. At least we’ll have a couple months of peace and quiet around here.

The very next day, Israeli newspaper Haaretz published a real story called “After Vienna accord, Obama offers military upgrade to help Israel swallow bitter Iranian deal.”

(Read entire article here…)

My Commentary: Ha!

American Hypocrisy About Iranian Uranium-Enrichment Program

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2015-07-21 - American Hypocrisy About Iranian Uranium-Enrichment Program

Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon:
http://www.theonion.com/article/iran-worried-us-might-be-building-8500th-nuclear-w-27325

(Tehran) Amidst mounting geopolitical tensions, Iranian officials said Wednesday they were increasingly concerned about the United States of America’s uranium-enrichment program, fearing the Western nation may soon be capable of producing its 8,500th nuclear weapon.

(Read entire article here…)

My Commentary: Exactly! It’s a sad state of the world when more critical thinking comes from satire then from real news! Besides, how exactly does the United States government – the only nation to ever drop not one, but two nuclear weapons, on another nation’s civilians – manage to appoint itself as supreme dictator of who enriches uranium, and who hold nuclear weapons, anyway? The “logic” behind this is so hypocritical, it also comes off as satire!