Enjoy the Puppet Show!

As I scrolled through my Facebook news feed, I discovered the following artwork here, being shared by the page, “Truth Be Known,” and originally posted it to my own wall, along with commentary…

Professional Liars Battle for Control Over America

Professional Liars Battle for Control Over America

My Commentary: Enjoy the puppet show!

Savor the Flavor of a Delicious Turd Burger!

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of my friend, Jonas A….

(replies from all third parties have been omitted)

Shit: it's what's for dinner!

Shit: it’s what’s for dinner!

Jonas A.: Tell me…who’s going to eat that?? LOL!!!

Japanese Scientist Makes Burgers Out of Poop:
http://amog.com/offbeat/101352-japanese-scientist-burgers/

Rayn: I really hope that this breakthrough in science won’t change the sentiment behind the phrase, “eat shit”! If so, I’ll have to find a whole new way to avoid the horrors of small-talk! 🙂

Marc D.: Let’s pray that ‘fuck you’ doesn’t also inspire the Pan-Asian scientific community.

Mark S.: Soiled diaper instead of soylent green.

(note: original burger story is extremely likely to be either satire, or a hoax)

♪ Jack Frost Nipping At Your Balls! ♪

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family…

"Jack Frost"

“Jack Frost”

Genaire: Hell isn’t hot, hell is cold and its called Syracuse!

Rayn:  ♪ Jack Frost nipping at your balls! ♪

Stacie T.: haha! Get you some electric undies.

A Childhood Remake of the Classic Christmas Song, “Winter Wonderland”

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family, after I was tagged in their post…

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Sara: just remembered a song Rayn & I re-wrote when we were little. Sung 2 the tune of Winter Wonderland: “In the ghetto we can mug an old man; Steal his wallet & his credit cards; Police ask you if u did it, u say ‘No man!’; But u’ll still be guilty as charged! Later on, at the station, being charged without probation. U’re humming a tune; U won’t be back soon; Walking in a Ghetto Wonderland!

Cherie S.: hahaha!

Kimberly M.: That’s funny! I have a new favorite holiday song!

Sara: LOL! Robbing senior citizens in the spirit of Xmas!

Ryan Mary F.: How funny…. I remember that!

Sara: omg that’s great that you remember it! LOL!

Jessi C.: lmao!!!

Jessi C.: OMG that is sooo Johnny’s song….lmao!!!

Rayn: Ahh! One of my favorite Christmas songs!

Three lines that require correction:
“Steal his wallet FILLED with credit cards.”
“COPS ask you if you did it…”
“Being JAILED without probation.”

Also, we never did settle on the very last line! There were a few variations we tried! LOL!

Samantha P.: lol .. you guys are too funny .. maybe you’ll have to teach kaila and michael that haha