Canine Versus Feline Intelligence

As I scrolled through my Facebook news feed, I discovered the following artwork here, being shared by the page, “Anarchy Girl,” and originally posted it to my own wall, along with commentary…

"A dog is able to learn up to 250 words and gestures. A dog can count up to five and can perform simple math. Equivalent human age: 3. A cat doesn't give a fuck and is sick of your shit. Equivalent human age: 42"

“A dog is able to learn up to 250 words and gestures. A dog can count up to five and can perform simple math. Equivalent human age: 3. A cat doesn’t give a fuck and is sick of your shit. Equivalent human age: 42”

My Commentary: Classic.

Lost Dog Found?

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family, after I posted a photo being shared by the page, “Being Classically Liberal“…

Rayn

"Found lost dog (Wichita): Found this little guy yesterday. He has been roaming the streets in our neighborhood and we finally caught him. Possible abuse because he is aggressive. Want to rehome him since our dogs do not seem to like him and growls back at them. I think he would do good in a home with no kids and someone who can give him lots of love."

“Found lost dog (Wichita): Found this little guy yesterday. He has been roaming the streets in our neighborhood and we finally caught him. Possible abuse because he is aggressive. Want to rehome him since our dogs do not seem to like him and growls back at them. I think he would do good in a home with no kids and someone who can give him lots of love.”

Greg L.: Isn’t that a fox?

Rayn: A coyote. 🙂

Genaire: Coyote

Tammy S.: It’s not a dog?! So it can’t be in anyone’s home. Thought it was a dog. Well he/she belongs in the wild.

Rayn: This reminds me of another classic:

"Cat found! I found this guy the other day on my back porch. I tried feeding him and it turns out that he is not very friendly because I think he may be scared. Not quite sure the breed but I am assuming he is part Siamese. I have him in a crate because he is not really house broken. If he is yours please reply."

“Cat found! I found this guy the other day on my back porch. I tried feeding him and it turns out that he is not very friendly because I think he may be scared. Not quite sure the breed but I am assuming he is part Siamese. I have him in a crate because he is not really house broken. If he is yours please reply.”

Sharing Jokes About the 2016 Primary Presidential Debates

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family, after they shared artwork from here

Sara:

"This picture is hilarious if you imagine them singing, 'Baby, it's Cold Outside' "

“This picture is hilarious if you imagine them singing, ‘Baby, it’s Cold Outside’ “

Rayn

"♩♩...Baby, it's Cold Outside ♩♩"

“♩♩ Baby, it’s Cold Outside ♩♩”

Sara: lol the comments are hilarious on this!

Rayn: “(I’ve Had) The Time Of My Life” – Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Sing Duet During 2016 Presidential Debates:

Sara:

"ROTF LMAO"

“ROTF
LMAO”

Gary Johnson is a Stooge!

I originally posted the following information and commentary onto my Facebook wall…

Libertarian Party Presidential Candidate, Gary Johnson

Libertarian Party Presidential Candidate, Gary Johnson

Gary Johnson Still Waiting for Ron Paul to Accept His Friend Request:
http://thelibertarianrepublic.com/johnson-ron-paul-friend/

(Josh Guckert) Several months after earning the Libertarian presidential nomination for a second time, Gary Johnson awaits news on perhaps an ever more important front: his pending Facebook friend request to former Congressman Ron Paul. The former New Mexico Governor is also awaiting an acceptance to get into the secret “Former Libertarian Presidential Nominees” group, of which Paul is an administrator.

Pressed for comment, Johnson assured interviewers that it was a mere oversight on Paul’s part. Since sending the request in January, the current LP nominee has messaged Dr. Paul on three different occasions. The first message read “Hey Ron! Just seeing if you got my friend request!” The next said only “Taxation is theft, amirite? Lol.” Finally the most recent asked Paul if he would be interested in going to see the new movie Snowden.

(Read entire article here…)

My Commentary: Ha! Keep waiting, stooge!

(note: the above article is actually satire)

Discussing Sudden Expiration of Driver’s License

The following correspondence originally took place on my Facebook wall, upon my post, “When Your Driver’s License Suddenly Expires“…

Rayn: I hate when this happens! It’s the WORST!

“When you’re cruising along and, suddenly, your driver’s license expires”

“When you’re cruising along and, suddenly, your driver’s license expires”

Darlene E.: lol

Murilo M.: ???? I don’t get it.