Swamp Crotch?

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of an acquaintance

M.F.: I “try” not to talk about anybody but my co-workers breath is the worst. Everytime he yawns my face melts a little. I’ve already popped two sticks of gum in my mouth hoping he would ask for a piece. Friends… if i have 1/2 a face the next time u see me…its his fault!!!!
Oh and another one (woman) stood up and there was moisture on her seat. She has jeans on. Im confused.

Eddie C.: Jesus ???

Lea C.:

Leah L.: Next time he yawns… Pop the gum in his mouth then run away

M.F.: Hahahha

M.F.: Yo… this comment just has me with the giggles.

Jamie H.: Hahahaha!!!!

Lucy R.: Girl I got one on the job smell like he was drinking mountain du du

Leah L.:

M.F.: Oh man Lucy haha g aha

Carolyn R.: U so silly I’m Fallin out my seat here

M.F.: Im so serious tho.. everytime this dude yawned I thought I was going to melt. ????? hahaha

M.F.: And the chic with her moist vagina. Wth???? How did the moisture go thru the jeans?

Emmonie J.: Lol

M.F.: Im saying though. Why the over-moist vajayjay? How did her moisture go thru her jeans? Evaporation, precipitation…..all kinds of sauce!!!!! It was like when u blow your breath on a mirror and it slowly disappears…thats how her precipitation was. I sat there in shock watching it disappear off the chair hahahaha EEEEWWWWWW

Emmonie J.: Lmfaooooooo

Emmonie J.: Girl I can’t with u lol


Rayn: I’ve heard of “swamp ass,” but “swamp crotch”? Wowzers! You just gave me the perfect late-night LOL, while also burning a horrible M.F.into my skull… maybe for life!

M.F.: Rayn, girl I was ready to scoop my own eyes out. I couldn’t believe it.

Sorry Media, but Toilet Seat Liners Are NOT Pointless!

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of an acquaintance…

Public toilet, with seat liner

Public toilet, with seat liner

Janelle F.: Why Using Toilet Seat Liners is Basically Pointless:

I don’t care. I still use them. 4 at a time!

Cyrus Y.: “That’s because toilet seats are not a vehicle for the transmission of any infectious agents — you won’t catch anything.”

Hello, cooties?! Especially another guy’s ass/splashie cooties.

Michelle S.: I’m with you on this one Janelle, I don’t care either! But what I really hate is that there are no toilet seat lids on the public restroom. That “stuff” in the toilet then just gets put into a fine spray that covers everything in the stall when one flushes.

Rayn: This article is misleading, since one can most definitely catch ringworm from direct skin contact with a public toilet seat.

Ringworm Fungal Infections – Skin Fungus:

Those who are actually willing to sit on a public toilet should at least create a thick barrier between their skin and the seat, for safety.

Janelle F.: I don’t need to read that to know what kind of crap (no pun intended) is found on toilet seats. Especially with the animals I’m around every day

Stefanee R.: I will continue to use multiple layers !

Katherine H.: I always use the covers too. I’ll line the seat with toilet paper if there are no covers. I also can’t stand women who hover over the seat and don’t wipe up their mess. Seriously? If you’re not gonna use the seat, then lift it and squat over the bowl. Don’t leave a pee-splattered seat for someone else to deal with. Disgusting.