Funniest Line in the Film, “Monster Squad”

I originally posted the following video and commentary onto my Facebook wall…

Best Line in “Monster Squad”*:

(*update: original link, which was located here, no longer works, and has been replaced)

My Commentary: Earlier today, I had a hearty laugh after I randomly remembered a funny line from that stupid movie, “Monster Squad.” And, I haven’t even seen it in over 22 years! Ah! Some humor is just timeless. To add to my amusement, I decided to look for a video of the scene on YouTube just now, and found it – under the title “Best Line in Monster Squad”! Looks like I’m not alone on this one! 🙂

♪ Jack Frost Nipping At Your Balls! ♪

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family…

"Jack Frost"

“Jack Frost”

Genaire: Hell isn’t hot, hell is cold and its called Syracuse!

Rayn:  ♪ Jack Frost nipping at your balls! ♪

Stacie T.: haha! Get you some electric undies.

Feedback on “Speak, The Hungarian Rapper”

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family…

Sara: Introducing Speak The Hungarian Rapper…this is dead serious. Pay attention to how many times he says “BUSINESS” and the 40 year old guy who looks like Kevin Nealon, he really hits the notes!

Speak the Hungarian Rapper:

Sara: LOL I stumbled upon this in 2003 at ebaumsworld.com. It’s CLASSIC!

Karen F.: I think the guy next to the Kevin Nealon look-a-like was in Hellraiser… 😉

Louis G.: business..rest in peace my black brothers cmon yea

Rayn: LOL! Damn! I forgot all about this craziness. You showed it to me years ago. It’ s scary to see how foreigners view American culture. By the way, this is not a “rap” song! How dare you! This is pop music! I challenge you to show me even a single rhyme in this video!

Shock Event at MTV Movie Awards, Featuring Eminem and Sasha Baron Cohen, Was Completely Staged

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family…

Hip-Hop artist, Eminem

Hip-Hop artist, Eminem

Sara: I cannot believe that MTV would disrespect Eminem at the MTV Movie Awards like that! After he performed 2 songs and did an interview for them!

Janelle F.: wow…I missed that…I’ll go check this out now.

Janelle F.: Wow, wasn’t that some shit… Fuckin’ Bruno. Zach Quinto’s expression was priceless. Zac Efron had no idea what was going on…

Desiree L.: I was so shocked by it. I kept saying this has got to be staged. That was very disrespectful.

Rose E.: Def staged- em & sacha baron cohen have a prior history together.

Sara: really? What have they done together?

Rose E.: See I don’t know exactly, it’s just what Perez says. I believe it though, honestly I feel like they’re totally people who would be on reasonably good terms with each other or would at least collaborate on something that drew that much attention. I also think there would very well have been firearms involved had it been real- it was that fucked up.

Sara: I guess they’re closer now that SBC’s balls and asshole have been in Em’s face!

Rayn: I told everyone that it was an obviously staged event, just like Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction.” Well, even the mainstream media is admitting it, now:

Report: Sacha Baron Cohen’s Crotch-in-Face Eminem Prank Was Staged:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,524400,00.html

Sara: Wow nice find, and thank you for clearing this up. Did you read that the stupid bitch, Paris Hilton, turned down the prank first? LMAO..i would have loved to see an asshole in her face!

Rayn: I would love to see Paris Hilton’s face get tea-bagged by Cohen’s hairy set of ball bags. With any hope, he’d also give her a brown-eyed star kiss on the grill.

Sara: LMAO! Unfortunately, Cohen waxed his entire body for his character of Bruno, so she’d get unhairy balls in her face, but she’s a retard, she was too busy taking pictures of herself kissing her man at the show to participate in a joke.