The Dough Boy has Doughnuts!

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of an acquaintance, after he shared artwork from here

Steven C.:

“SAD NEWS: Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the enteratainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough and Dill Dough, plus they had one in the oven. Services were held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes”

Rayn: The Dough Boy has doughnuts! 🙂

iArm Prank Pack Gift Box

The following correspondence originally took place here, upon the Facebook the page, “We the Individuals“…

We the Individuals: Go home market, you’re drunk. -CS

Amandah H.: I would like an arm plate.

Vince L.: LOL nice

Thomas R.: Lol

Chris H.: Reminds me of The Onion‘s Taco Bell Feed Bag.

Clyde W.: Malinvestment much?

Ray G.: If only there was some sort of device that would end the need to hold the phone to your ear. A “hands-free” device if you will. Perhaps then another hand would be freed in order to hold your iPad.

Rayn: This item is actually just a gag gift box that you can use to wrap a present, in an effort to confuse the recipient. My sister got me with this joke a few years ago. 🙂

iArm Prank Pack Gift Box:
http://prankpack.com/products/iarm

Anarchyball: Too much free market.

Liberty Above All: ROFL

Justin B.: Bubbly.

Michael B.: where is the Indiegogo campaign for this???

Peter D.: This is the only forearm mounted device I’ll need.

http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110712154422/fallout/images/7/76/Pip-Boy_3000.jpg

Dionicio C.: Hahaha!

In the South, Craziness Isn’t Hidden!

I originally posted the following photo I took, along with statement, onto my Facebook wall…

A sign in a Greensboro, NC restaurant that reads, "Here in the South, we don't hide crazy... We parade it around on the front porch and give it a sweet tea."

A sign in a Greensboro, NC restaurant that reads, “Here in the South, we don’t hide crazy… We parade it around on the front porch and give it a sweet tea.”

Ha! 🙂 Now, where’s my sweet tea?

The Perfect Day to Hug Every Cat!

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of an acquaintance…

(replies from all third parties have been omitted for clarity)

Jennifer H.: Happy World Cat Day!

Rayn: It’s a perfect day to hug every cat!

Can’t Hug Every Cat – Songify This:

Jupiter’s Cock!

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of my friend, Claudia C…

Rayn: I watched this four times in a row, because it’s mad funny! 🙂 The Doctore even says “dangle” once! LOL!

Jupiter’s Cock! (Compilation):

Claudia C.: “dangle his cock from the skies” lmao!