If Make-Up Ads Were Honest…

I originally posted the following information and commentary onto my Facebook wall…

"This is you... weak, scared, alone, always. Revlon. You are what you are"

“This is you… weak, scared, alone, always. Revlon. You are what you are”

Brutally Honest New Revlon Ad Campaign Reminds Customers You Can’t Change What You Are:
http://www.theonion.com/article/brutally-honest-new-revlon-ad-campaign-reminds-cus-35968

Asserting that makeup can do little beyond creating a fleeting illusion of youth and beauty, cosmetics giant Revlon launched a new series of ads this week aimed at reminding its customers they will never be able to change what they are.

The company’s “You Are What You Are” campaign, which debuted with dark and haunting multi-page spreads in several major fashion magazines, cautions consumers that, at best, makeup is a sad disguise people hide behind in a futile attempt to avoid uncomfortable facts about their true nature.

(Read entire article here…)

My Commentary: This made me laugh so much, my sides hurt!

iArm Prank Pack Gift Box

The following correspondence originally took place here, upon the Facebook the page, “We the Individuals“…

We the Individuals: Go home market, you’re drunk. -CS

Amandah H.: I would like an arm plate.

Vince L.: LOL nice

Thomas R.: Lol

Chris H.: Reminds me of The Onion‘s Taco Bell Feed Bag.

Clyde W.: Malinvestment much?

Ray G.: If only there was some sort of device that would end the need to hold the phone to your ear. A “hands-free” device if you will. Perhaps then another hand would be freed in order to hold your iPad.

Rayn: This item is actually just a gag gift box that you can use to wrap a present, in an effort to confuse the recipient. My sister got me with this joke a few years ago. 🙂

iArm Prank Pack Gift Box:
http://prankpack.com/products/iarm

Anarchyball: Too much free market.

Liberty Above All: ROFL

Justin B.: Bubbly.

Michael B.: where is the Indiegogo campaign for this???

Peter D.: This is the only forearm mounted device I’ll need.

http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110712154422/fallout/images/7/76/Pip-Boy_3000.jpg

Dionicio C.: Hahaha!

Royal Reptilian Born!

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family…

Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton gives birth to royal reptilian

Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton gives birth to royal reptilian

Genaire: Royal Baby Born:
http://www.theonion.com/article/royal-baby-born-33171

Rayn: Baphomet!

A Modest Solution…

I originally posted the following information and commentary onto my Facebook wall…

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg

Blood-Soaked Mayor Bloomberg Announces Homelessness No Longer A Problem In New York City:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bloodsoaked-mayor-bloomberg-announces-homelessness,34224/

My Commentary: Why should the American government limit itself to murder as foreign policy, when it can easily be used solve domestic problems, too?

(note: in order to curtail any possible efforts to debunk the linked article, I’ll point out that it is actual a satire)

That Awkward Moment When Someone Attempts to Debunk Satire as “Fake” and a “Hoax”

The following debate originally took place upon my Facebook wall…

Picture of irony: a smug, humorless Paul Krugman fails to grasp the subtle nuances of satire, even while being well-versed in sarcasm

RaynPaul Krugman Declares Personal Bankruptcy:
http://dailycurrant.com/2013/03/06/paul-krugman-declares-personal-bankruptcy/

Economist and columnist Paul Krugman declared personal bankruptcy today following a failed attempt to spend his way out of debt.

In a Chapter 13 filing to the United States Bankruptcy Court in the Southern District of New York, lawyers for Krugman listed $7,346,000 in debts versus $33,000 in assets.

(Read entire article here…)

Kevin B.Breitbarted, (fake bankruptcy article) by Paul Krugman:
http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/03/11/breitbarted/

Rayn: Wait… I’m confused, now. I thought this article was supposed to be a parody, not a real news story!

I mean, just look at these two paragraphs:

“The filing says that Krugman got into credit card trouble in 2004 after racking up $84,000 in a single month on his American Express black card in pursuit of rare Portuguese wines and 19th century English cloth

Rather than tighten his belt and pay the sums back, the pseudo-Keynesian economist decided to ‘stimulate’ his way to a personal recovery by investing in expenses he hoped would one day boost his income.”

I laughed my ass off while reading it!

Rayn: *whew* Okay. I’m not bugging out!

http://dailycurrant.com/about/

According to the “about” section:

“The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media. It is accessible from over 190 countries worldwide – now including South Sudan.

Our mission is to ridicule the timid ignorance which obstructs our progress, and promote intelligence – which presses forward.”