“Buffalo Bill,” Cock-Tucker, Extraodinaire

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of an acquaintance, after he shared graphic art from here

Brian C.:

"Bill, 33 - 91 miles away I like curvy girls, I have a dog, her name is Precious, she's my world. My hobbies are midnight strolls, collecting insects (kinda nerdy but it's what I'm into), making my own clothes, and dancing when nobody's looking. Dry skin is a deal breaker. I love bath and body works for the sole reason that their lotion comes in a basket."

“Bill, 33 – 91 miles away
I like curvy girls, I have a dog, her name is Precious, she’s my world. My hobbies are midnight strolls, collecting insects (kinda nerdy but it’s what I’m into), making my own clothes, and dancing when nobody’s looking. Dry skin is a deal breaker.
I love bath and body works for the sole reason that their lotion comes in a basket.”

Diana D.: Your sick Mr . C. LMAO

Rayn: “Cock-tucker” would fit nicely in his description.

Murphy, the Orange Tabby, Tries to Shake Off the Christmas Spirit

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family

Genaire: Murphy, the Orange Tabby Cat Can’t Shake Off His Santa Hat:

Rayn: LOL! That’s great!

Alternative to Letting Power-Hungry Assholes Decide Everything? VOLUNTARYISM!

I originally posted the following information and commentary onto my Facebook wall…

2015-12-07 - Alternative to Letting Power-Hungry Assholes Decide Everything - VOLUNTARYISM!

Humanity Surprised It Still Hasn’t Figured Out Better Alternative To Letting Power-Hungry Assholes Decide Everything:
http://www.theonion.com/article/humanity-surprised-it-still-hasnt-figured-out-bett-36361

Noting that it has had thousands of years to develop a more agreeable option, humankind expressed bewilderment this week that it has yet to devise a better alternative to governing itself than always letting power-hungry assholes run everything, sources worldwide reported.

Individuals in every country on earth voiced their frustration that, in spite of generations of mistreatment, neglect, and abuse they have suffered at the hands of those in positions of authority, they continue to allow control over the world’s governments, businesses, and virtually every other type of organization and social group to fall to the most megalomaniacal pricks among them.

(Read entire article here…)

My Commentary: Satire… and, yet, OH SO TRUE! *sigh*

Statists Gonna State!

‪#‎JustStatistThings‬

Redistributing the UFC Championship Title

As I scrolled through my Facebook news feed, I discovered the following artwork, being shared by an acquaintance from here, and originally posted it to the wall of family, along with commentary…

“Endorses Bernie Sanders
Redistributes Championship”

My Commentary: Wa wa!