A Childhood Remake of the Classic Christmas Song, “Winter Wonderland”

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family, after I was tagged in their post…

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Sara: just remembered a song Rayn & I re-wrote when we were little. Sung 2 the tune of Winter Wonderland: “In the ghetto we can mug an old man; Steal his wallet & his credit cards; Police ask you if u did it, u say ‘No man!’; But u’ll still be guilty as charged! Later on, at the station, being charged without probation. U’re humming a tune; U won’t be back soon; Walking in a Ghetto Wonderland!

Cherie S.: hahaha!

Kimberly M.: That’s funny! I have a new favorite holiday song!

Sara: LOL! Robbing senior citizens in the spirit of Xmas!

Ryan Mary F.: How funny…. I remember that!

Sara: omg that’s great that you remember it! LOL!

Jessi C.: lmao!!!

Jessi C.: OMG that is sooo Johnny’s song….lmao!!!

Rayn: Ahh! One of my favorite Christmas songs!

Three lines that require correction:
“Steal his wallet FILLED with credit cards.”
“COPS ask you if you did it…”
“Being JAILED without probation.”

Also, we never did settle on the very last line! There were a few variations we tried! LOL!

Samantha P.: lol .. you guys are too funny .. maybe you’ll have to teach kaila and michael that haha

Feedback on “Speak, The Hungarian Rapper”

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family…

Sara: Introducing Speak The Hungarian Rapper…this is dead serious. Pay attention to how many times he says “BUSINESS” and the 40 year old guy who looks like Kevin Nealon, he really hits the notes!

Speak the Hungarian Rapper:

Sara: LOL I stumbled upon this in 2003 at ebaumsworld.com. It’s CLASSIC!

Karen F.: I think the guy next to the Kevin Nealon look-a-like was in Hellraiser… 😉

Louis G.: business..rest in peace my black brothers cmon yea

Rayn: LOL! Damn! I forgot all about this craziness. You showed it to me years ago. It’ s scary to see how foreigners view American culture. By the way, this is not a “rap” song! How dare you! This is pop music! I challenge you to show me even a single rhyme in this video!