As Your Attorney…

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family, after they added information to the “movies they’ve watched” section of their profile…

Sara: added Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas to “movies she’s watched.”

“Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is a 1998 American black comedy road film adapted from Hunter S. Thompson’s novel of the same name. It was co-written and directed by Terry Gilliam, starring Johnny Depp as Raoul Duke and Benicio Del Toro as Dr. Gonzo.”

Rayn: “As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit.”

“Smells Chocolatey, Eh?”

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of an acquaintance, after she shared a status update from actress, Mara Wilson

Jennifer H.:

Mara Wilson: People sometimes tell me Bruce Bogtrotter eating the cake in Matilda was one of the most stressful things they’d experienced as a kid. I always want to say “In that case, I’m really glad you had a happy childhood.”

Selma G.: And I was just sitting there all jealous wanting some cake. 😐

Will O.: I think all the little girls being physically brutalized was a bit worse

Selma G.: Roald Dahl that stinker!

Rayn: “Smells chocolatey, eh?”

Wiener-Dog!

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of an acquaintance…

Jennifer H.: Girls’ Happiness Plummets Circa Age 11, Says New Study and also a Billion Older Studies:
http://www.autostraddle.com/girls-happiness-plummets-circa-age-11-says-new-study-and-also-a-billion-older-studies-236328/

Rayn: Wiener-dog!

You’re Eating Maggots, Michael

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family, after they added information to the “movies they’ve watched” section of their profile…

Sara: added Lost Boys to “movies she’s watched.”

“The official Facebook page for The Lost Boys | Being wild is in their Blood.”

Rayn: “Maggots, Michael. You’re eating maggots.”

Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of family, after they added information to the “movies they’ve watched” section of their profile…

Sara: added Dirty Dancing to “movies she’s watched.”

“You never forget your first love…”

Rayn: “Nobody puts Baby in a corner.”