The following correspondence originally took place upon my Facebook wall, after I posted a photo I took, along with a comment…
Rayn: Enjoying a cupcake!
A cupcake I purchased in NYC
Rayn: Yum! Defecake! Just like mom used to make!
Oniel D.: That look like dog turd
Rayn: I guess that’s better than it tasting like one! 🙂
Oniel D.: It looks gross, your sick for tasting it :p
Oniel D.: Hahahaha
Oniel D.: Im teasing you
Rayn: Mmmm! Chocolate! :p
Oniel D.: Choco-too late its Turd
The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of my friend, Jonas A….
(replies from all third parties have been omitted)
Shit: it’s what’s for dinner!
Jonas A.: Tell me…who’s going to eat that?? LOL!!!
Japanese Scientist Makes Burgers Out of Poop:
Rayn: I really hope that this breakthrough in science won’t change the sentiment behind the phrase, “eat shit”! If so, I’ll have to find a whole new way to avoid the horrors of small-talk! 🙂
Marc D.: Let’s pray that ‘fuck you’ doesn’t also inspire the Pan-Asian scientific community.
Mark S.: Soiled diaper instead of soylent green.
(note: original burger story is extremely likely to be either satire, or a hoax)