The following correspondence originally took place upon my Facebook wall, after I posted a photo I took, along with a comment…

Rayn: Enjoying a cupcake!

A cupcake I purchased in NYC

Rayn: Yum! Defecake! Just like mom used to make!

Oniel D.: That look like dog turd

Rayn: I guess that’s better than it tasting like one! 🙂

Oniel D.: It looks gross, your sick for tasting it :p

Oniel D.: Hahahaha

Oniel D.: Im teasing you

Rayn: Mmmm! Chocolate! :p

Oniel D.: Choco-too late its Turd


Savor the Flavor of a Delicious Turd Burger!

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of my friend, Jonas A….

(replies from all third parties have been omitted)

Shit: it's what's for dinner!

Shit: it’s what’s for dinner!

Jonas A.: Tell me…who’s going to eat that?? LOL!!!

Japanese Scientist Makes Burgers Out of Poop:

Rayn: I really hope that this breakthrough in science won’t change the sentiment behind the phrase, “eat shit”! If so, I’ll have to find a whole new way to avoid the horrors of small-talk! 🙂

Marc D.: Let’s pray that ‘fuck you’ doesn’t also inspire the Pan-Asian scientific community.

Mark S.: Soiled diaper instead of soylent green.

(note: original burger story is extremely likely to be either satire, or a hoax)