Suspiciously Lewd Ring Display

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of an acquaintance, after my friend, Claudia C., shared a captioned photo from here

Claudia C.: I think you may find this hilarious, Mark!

Unfortunate jewellery display of the day.
[via Mark Holland]

Rayn: LOL!

Mark J.: Yeah pretty funny

Jonas A.: haha…a wut ring?!?! LOL!

Mark J.: I think maybe the dickhole was photoshopped.

Claudia C.: I don’t know lol! It looks real to me hahaha!

Chickens Flock to the Cock

The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of my friend, Natalie M…

A hen and and a cock

A hen and and a cock

Natalie M.: Chickens will be chickens and it’s their nature to find roosters and have little birds. ‪#‎notaboutthatlife‬

Rayn: For a great double entendre, replace the word “rooster” with “cock.” 🙂 LOL!

Natalie M.: Aww man that is a great double entendre, wish I thought of it while posting.