The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of my friend, Brooke N, after she shared artwork from here…
“That’s like if you went to a restaurant, and you were like, ‘Uh, waiter? I’ll have the cake.’ And, then, the guy at the table text to you was like, ‘Uh, waiter? Cancel the cake. I don’t want anyone to have cake. God hates cake. My kids are here. If they see you eating cake, then they’re gonna want to have cake, too. You can go hoe and eat cake in private. But, we’d prefer it if you didn’t call it cake. Maybe a civil muffin?'”
Rayn: “Let them eat cake”? 😉
The following correspondence originally took place upon my Facebook wall, after my friend, Jonas A. shared artwork from here…
Jonas A.: What’s in your, uuuhhhhhh, “pie”….I mean, “hole”…I mean….never minds!!!
“Flying this holiday season with cake or pie? TSA has put out notice saying any suspicions food items subject to screening”
Rayn: As a courtesy, the TSA requests that we please warm all pies and cakes beforehand, and that we also provide TSA agents with prophylactics in order to facilitate these holiday “inspections.” (joke)
Jonas: hahahahah….no brown eye inspections until further notice…Happy F**King Thanksgiving!!!