Helpful Breakdown of Serf-Speak

As I scrolled through my Facebook news feed, I discovered the following artwork here, being shared by the page, “The Pholosopher,” and originally posted it to my own wall, along with commentary…

“A handy guide to gun grabber lingo:
High powered = I have zero knowledge of ballistics.
Assault weapon = I repeat what I hea on the news.
Military style = I have zero knowledge of firearm history.
Full auto = I couldnt tell the difference between a single-shot rifle and a machine gun.
Semi auto = The thing to ban next.
High capacity = I have no clue what a standard magazine even looks like.
Clip = Magazine.
Magazine = Clip.
Common sense = agree with me or I’ll start screaming.
Gun safety legislation = Legislation to take guns from innocent people.
Only one purpose = I have no idea what guns are used for outside movies.
Why does anyone need = I am actually a communist who doesn’t believe in property rights.
Well regulated militia = I have never read the Supreme Court cases of Heller and McDonald.
Mental illness = Anyone who doesn’t think EXACTLY like me.
Universal background checks = Government deciding who gets a gun (and it’s not you).
Dead children = A guilt weapon I ignore when the government murders children.
You couldn’t take on the Federal Government = You should just roll over and get raped.
Compromise = The slow, total and unconditional surrendering of your rights.” – The Pholosopher

My Commentary: Helpful breakdown of serf-speak.

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