The following correspondence originally took place upon my Facebook wall…
Rebekah P.: Did u hear about another jerkwad hecklin our girl? She should keep a bag of apples on stage 4 these fools!
Sara: when was this?
Rayn: Fiona Apple Boots Heckler from Show:
Sara: Damn! And those are her fans? “What a pair of assholes! They deserve each other!”
Rayn: A real fan wouldn’t selfishly, disrespectfully interrupt Fiona Apple in the middle of her performance in order to self-importantly pepper her with irrelevant, overly presumptuous personal attacks.