TSA Plans to Finger Your Pie This Holiday Season

The following correspondence originally took place upon my Facebook wall, after my friend, Jonas A. shared artwork from here

Jonas A.: What’s in your, uuuhhhhhh, “pie”….I mean, “hole”…I mean….never minds!!!

"Flying this holiday season with cake or pie? TSA has put out notice saying any suspicions food items subject to screening"

“Flying this holiday season with cake or pie? TSA has put out notice saying any suspicions food items subject to screening”

Rayn: As a courtesy, the TSA requests that we please warm all pies and cakes beforehand, and that we also provide TSA agents with prophylactics in order to facilitate these holiday “inspections.” (joke)

Jonas: hahahahah….no brown eye inspections until further notice…Happy F**King Thanksgiving!!!

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