Scalpers Took My Fiona Apple Tickets!

Fiona Apple (photo located here, on Fiona Apple's Facebook page)

Fiona Apple (photo located here, on Fiona Apple’s Facebook page)

Scalpers Took My Fiona Apple Tickets! Brokers banded together and bought out Fiona Apple’s entire Bowery Ballroom and Music Hall of Williamsburg shows at exactly 12:00 PM EST – the very moment they went on sale – making it impossible for her actual fans to purchase any! As planned, the now “sold out” events have driven ticket prices THROUGH THE ROOF on the black market, especially at the Ebay-owned StubHub.com & Craigslist.org, as well as the Ticketmaster-owned TicketsNow.com! Meanwhile, Fiona’s home base of fans, long awaiting the return of their favorite songstress, are left with nothing but disappointment! Where is the JUSTICE?!

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