The following correspondence originally took place upon the Facebook wall of my friend, Jonas A….
(replies from all third parties have been omitted)
Jonas A.: Tell me…who’s going to eat that?? LOL!!!
Japanese Scientist Makes Burgers Out of Poop:
Rayn: I really hope that this breakthrough in science won’t change the sentiment behind the phrase, “eat shit”! If so, I’ll have to find a whole new way to avoid the horrors of small-talk! 🙂
Marc D.: Let’s pray that ‘fuck you’ doesn’t also inspire the Pan-Asian scientific community.
Mark S.: Soiled diaper instead of soylent green.
(note: original burger story is extremely likely to be either satire, or a hoax)